Today’s blog entry went the way of a long, cold, windy day that included back-to-back soccer games and other household chores. This will have to do. (Thanks, Sis!) Enjoy!
You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified as
female? Well, I believe everything in this world actually does have a
gender. And here are some of them:
ZIPLOC BAGS are male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.
SHOES are male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues
hanging out.
PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while to warm
up.
TIRES are male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, because to get them to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
THE SUBWAY is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
AN HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS are male, because they haven't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but they are handy to have around.
A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought I'd say "male. " But consider
this: it gives men pleasure, they 'd be lost without it, and while they don't
always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying.
Yep, my hubby is a hammer.
Posted by: Theresa | Monday, April 26, 2004 at 08:58 AM
Oh this was good. I have to send that to a friend
Posted by: Charlene | Monday, April 26, 2004 at 09:17 AM
Heh, my husband is the hot air baloon. I'm sure he will appreciate my sharing that with all of you! =)
Posted by: me | Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 10:44 PM